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I have had dozens of blogs over the past 10 years. This one is going to be rad. I really like what Tumblr is doing.

Don’t worry about my picture to the right. I didn’t get hit in the face by a mixed martial artist or anything. I was just playing shakeface. You don’t know what shakeface is? Well, all you have to do is, when you are having a picture taken, just shake your face around like a madman. The result is what you see over there. It’s even more fun when done with friends or celebrities.

Earlier today, I was eating a buffalo chicken wrap from a deli out east. I forgot that I had two nasty sun blisters on my bottom lip (I also have a ridiculous farmers tan, some sweet peeling of the earlobes, and possibly sunstroke, but if that’s the worst that will happen after a weekend on Fire Island,I’ll take it). After taking two bites of the delicious wrap, my lips were in some serious pain. Now I could have easily thrown the wrap into the majestic fountain I was sitting next to, along with the 9 bucks I spent on it, but instead I went back into the deli, asked for a fork, ditched the wrap, and continued eating the chicken with said fork, avoiding any contact with my lips. You may not think this is hard, but it’s quite a challenge. Next time you are eating something with a marinade, glaze, sauce, etc; try not making any contact with your lips with a fork or spoon. It’s almost impossible.