Something I've been thinking about for the past few months (and I think Aaron Karo touched on it in a recent Ruminations) is at what point in my life am I going to stop calling people "kids". The other day, I ran into this kid from high school (see I just said "kid") and he said " Hey so who are you living with these days?" and I said Mike B and some other kids. Now, even though we act like we are 9, none of the people I live with can be considered a "kid". We are all in our mid 20's with good jobs and some even have serious girlfriends. So there's no reason for me to be calling them "kids". I could just as easily say "dudes" or " gentlemen" but "kids" always comes out. Whatever. I'm not ready to be an adult.
I don't understand why VH1 couldn't wait until the end of the millennium to come out with a show called "I :ove the New Millennium". Don't get me wrong, I've watched every single episode like twice this week, and they got some awesome panelists (Winne Cooper, Six from Blossom, and of course the great Michael Ian Black and Hal Sparks, to name a few), but isn't a tad soon to be recapping a decade that's only 80% complete? I know VH1 has "Best Week Ever" but at least they air that when the week is done, not on Wednesday.
I have no interest in celebrity gossip, for about the past year and a half I've been reading PerezHilton.com once or twice a day. It's mostly to catch a new celebrity Nip Slip or to see what that crazy old Britney Spears is up to. But I've recently decided to stop looking at his site because of the way he treats my dream girl, Miss Lily Allen. He constantly posts nothing but negative news about her, and I will not support his stupid site any longer. With that being said, I do need to get my celeb sleaze so I have made What Would Tyler Durden Do as my number one celeb site.
Lily Allen is adorable, and dare I say it, a beautiful singer. I'll even go as far as to say that I would like to date her, and if you know me, you know I don't date. But I would make a case for Lily, and here's why:
She dyed her hair pink.
If anyone has seen me recently, you know that my hair is also shocking. As in shockingly long and stupid. But I'm cutting on July 4th.
She loves to party
Everyone knows I also love to party.
She loves ice cream!
Not only is she eating ice cream in that picture, which is something that I do 5 nights a week, but she is eating what seems to be a Pink Panther bar. While the Pink Panther bar is not in my top 5 of ice cream bars (see below for list), I can respect her choice. Anything ice cream that also has bubble gum in it is top notch.
Lily Allen's FTW attitude really gets me going, and I also love her accent. I think that she would enjoy my company. If anyone knows her, give her my number. Thx.
Sean's top 5 Ice Cream Bars. (In order of awesome to most awesome)
5. Spongebob
4. Power Rangers
3. WWF
2. Old School Tweety Bird
1. Snoopy
I nearly got killed the other day while chasing the ice cream man for a Snoopy Bar, but that's a different story for a different day.
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