Wednesday, February 18, 2009

so cute i want to puke


The Smitten Mitten website claims that the Smitten Mitten is for "friends and lovers."



If I ever two clowns in public with this thing, I will insist that one of them uses it to hold hands with a T-Rex.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Father Cat

So one of my newest hobbies is finding blogs from around the world and translating them into my mother language, which of course is English. This all started out while looking for some information on one of my favorite Sweedish punk bands, Millencolin, and found a fansite written in Dutch or something. I translated it and found some of the translations quite humorous, so I kept on looking for other interesting blogs in different languages. It is pretty cool to see what the rest of the world is blogging about, and also to get their opinions on us crazy Americans.

I digress. I stumbled upon this complete gem of a video last night on some wild Japenese design blog.




That is the fattest fucking cat I have ever seen. But not only is he big and fat, he is goddamn hilarious! He is sitting there like he owns the table. Around 0:32 he looks at the camerman and is like "hey go screw I'm a big fat cat and I do what I want." My favorite part is at 0:49 when he stops doing his thing, and looks like he is saying to himself "What the shit am I doing?" but then goes back to licking himself. Now, I have seen probably upwards of 20,000 cat pictures and videos on the internet over the years, but I am hereby declaring Father Cat (which is the title of the video translated) THE COOLEST CAT EVER.